Death Note Crack chat 2

Near: *unlocks door*
Mello: <.< >.> *Opens door and comes in*
Near: Hello Mello
Mello: *Sits on Nears bed* Let's just get this over with >.<
Mello: Woulda been fun if I did it by force but... I can see it's not necessary...
Near: Uhm, yea, I just didn't want you to end up pulling my pasts down in like the hallway or something
Mello: True <.<
Near: so, uhm... I guess I'll start...
Mello: U...huh... *Crosses arms*
Near: *starts to slide down his pants*
Mello: OK PULL 'EM BACK UP!! O//////O
Near: uhm... okay.. *pulls his pants up*
Mello: *Looks somewhere else* >//< Ok, u proved it... u... seriously proves I- HOW CAN IT BE THAT BIG?! YOU'RE JUST A SMALL FRY FOR CHRIST SAKE!! >//< GOD.
Near: ...I didn't realize it was that big >.>
Mello: Well... it is..... *Clears throat*..... <.<
Mello: I'm gonna have nightmares now....
Near: *looks down*
Near: sorry...
Mello: Err, no well... not NIGHTMARES per say.... <.<
Mello: *Clears throat again*
Near: if not nightmares then...?
Mello: U-umm.... *Mutters softly* w-what... we talked about with Matt....
Near: *thinks*
Near: oh....
Mello: *Looks somewhere else*
Near: i thought you didn't have those about me? And... And you got sick from thinking about it
Mello: You can't really decide what to dream about, Near <.<
Near: so... thinking about me that way, it does make you sick?
Mello: I dunno....
Near: oh....
Mello: I don't think so... not much... I still hate those dreams though <.<
Near: you know earlier?
Mello: Hmm?
Near: when we were talking to matt about those... erm... dreams?
Mello: Yea..?
Near: I, uh, I lied >.>
Mello: Somehow, I'm not surprised, I mean, even an emotionless freak like u has to go through puberty some time.
Mello: Who do u dream about? XD
Near: uhm... uhm... uhmmmmm....
Near: a person <.<
Mello: Alright alright, I promise I won't say <.< its personal. Come on, were all APPARENT boys here, tell me.
Near: *mumbles* you *mumble*
Mello: .....Eh? <.< Louder?
Near: *sighs* you....
Mello: .____.
Mello: Hmm... interesting.
Near: *looks away from mello* yea...
Mello: Me too, actually.
Near: really? so you were lying earlier as well?
Mello: Uhhhh, no. <.< I lie a lot... except this time.
Near: oh...*awkward silence*
Mello: Umm... not that this is WEIRD or anything.... on second thought it is, why would u strip yourself in front of me?
Near: ...
Near: Well... I... uh, I like you okay >///<
Mello: ....
Mello: ...
Mello: That... came out of the blue...
Mello: WTF... you like ME?? I make your life a living hell, what, is that like a fetish for u or something?
Near: No. It's not my 'Fetish' its just that yer... I don't even know what it is about you that attracts me...
Near: *sighs and mumbles to self* maybe it is my fetish...
Mello: Well gee Near, I'm so flattered. *sarcasm*
Mello: *Smirk*.... how ironic.
Near: Ironic...?*ignores sarcasm*
Mello: Yea... you're pretty much an apparent masochist and I like give you pain, which means I'm a sadist.
Near: W-Well, That's, uhm, interesting...
Mello: Wait... then that means... I'll have to stop beating the shit outta you... you actually LIKE that._.
Near: ...I never said I liked... *thought about* <.< >.> I mean, yea I guess you will
Mello: Anything else you're hiding from everyone? Hmm, I dunno, maybe you're a psycho killer disguised as a white albino with a social problem. Maybe your Betty White looking for other people with white hair and her same last name, you never know.
Near: I don't think it would be possible for me to be Betty White...
Mello: *Points at Nears white hair*...
Near: Yea, but she is a girl... And after all, you did just see my penis.
Mello: That's not proved, Betty White could be a guy.
Near: why would an 88 year old man pretend to be a girl?
Mello: There are WEEEIRD people in this world Near, you really shouldn't be surprised.
Near: I suppose not, especially since I personally know one V-V
Mello: Yea, I'm looking at him right now. Smartass.
Near: *rolls eyes* I meant Matt
Mello: ... <.<
Mello: *sigh* Well, I'm gonna go now; don't want all this white to corrupt me.
Near: ...Alright...
Mello: Oh and... Matt's not weird, it's just very difficult for him to fit in the world without getting a chunk full of shit thrown at his face.
Mello: *Leaves and closes door*
Near: Yea... Cause he's weird.