WhatTheCrack: Movies

Mello: *Wakes up, yawning*
Mello: =____=... <.<..... O_o..... >_>..... O_O...... =_______= Oh god...
Near: *has his arms around Mello, still sleeping*
Matt: *Snores loudly*
Mello: *Groans* =_______=
Mello: Near... wake up....
Near: *burries face on my mellos chest*
Mello: Near.... wake... up....
Matt: *Still snores loudly*
Near: 5 more minutes mommy....*mumbles*
Mello: .______. NEAR WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!
Matt: UAH!! *Falls off bed*
Near: *opens his eyes* whaa...?
Mello: God you two are annoying! >.< You with your constant clinging, Matt with his banshee snoring!!
Matt: =____= *Is still on the floor* I don't snore like a banshee.
Mello: How would YOU know! Your asleep, idiot!
Near: I was clinging...?
Mello: Yes, you were <.<
Matt: *Mutters* I don't snore like a banshee... <.< *Stands up*
Near: oh... *remembers dream*
Near: ...
Mello: For a loner, you get "comfy" a little too much. >.>
Near: <.< i do not
Mello: Then get off me .___.
Near: ...*thinks about it* do i have to?
Mello: *Whispers* With Matt here? Yes. >.>
Near: *sigh* fine...
Near: *gets up*
Matt: *Stands up* what ABOUT me? '_'
Mello: Nothing, go... somewhere <.<
Matt: =.=...... o-o? There's still feathers everywhere...
Near: don't worry matt, we'll clean them up >.>
Mello: Well duh, they weren't gonna disappear magically
Near: go play your game
Matt: Ok : D *Lies down on floor and plays game*
Near: ....
Mello: Tell that.. to anyone, and were both dead. I don't want my reputation shattered.
Matt: *Is lost in videogame paradise*
Near: don't worry... I'm pretty good at keeping a secret, besides i know that if i tell i won't get to kiss you anymore
Mello: >.> Yea.... sure.... you... kissing me.... PSH.
Near: what's that supposed to mean?
Mello: <.< >.> Nothing, Keep an eye on Matt, going to bathroom.
Matt: TAKE THAT SPACE SCUM!! *Beeping sounds*
Mello: *Leaves for a moment*
Matt: Near, what would u say if... I asked Mello to go out with me on a real date? <.< >.> *Is testing him*
Near: ...I'd say good luck with that.
Near: because if you hadn't noticed, mello gets angry for no reason and is hard to deal with
Matt: I'm his best friend, he rarely beats the shit outta me, and I'd say there's a good chance he might accept. B]
Matt: NUUUU I DIED!! *Beeping dies down*
Near: right... *looks away* well I hope that turns out well for you...
Matt: Sooo... your... ok with it? <.<
Near: Uhhhh, I guess. Why wouldn't I be?
Matt: No reason <.< >.>
Near: ...
Mello: *Comes back* Stupid Linda, hogging the bathroom.
Mello: <.< Why that look on your face?
Matt: o_O W-who? Me? Oh nothing X3 *Whistles*
Mello: =.= Ok so, I'm going to the movies since its Saturday, wanna come?
Matt: Yea sure! : D~
Matt: >.>.... Near, do you wanna go?
Mello: Psh, doubt it <.<
Near: uhm...
Near: sure >.>
Mello: o-o.... <.< Whatever.
Near: -----Movies-----
Matt: Which one do you wanna see? :3
Mello: Orphan, I've been DYING to see it.
Matt: o_o.... Mello... that's a little... creepy don't you think?
Matt: I mean... it could scare near. <.< *Pokes Near*
Near: *ish poked* ...I'll be fine >.>
Matt: Maybe HE'S the girl from Orphan and he plans to kill us while watching his movie! O_O *Talks random shit*
Near: 0.0
Mello: >.> Pretty good theory...
Mello: Oh sure you'll be fine, as long as you don't act like a wimp.
Near: ...
Near: that is just illogical matt
Mello: And shit your pants while you're at it >.>
Near: <.< I wont...
Mello: You better not; I ain't changing your adult diapers. >.>
Matt: PFF... *snicker*
Near: I don't wear diapers.
Matt: You wear-.... AHAHA....
Mello: Course you don't, and that wasn't a pin I saw in the bathroom when you got out. ._.
Matt: *Laughs harder*
Near: I knew this was a bad idea....
Matt: Aww haha... it was a just a joke near. Mello won't bother you again will he? B]
Near: of course it wasn't mello, since you use the girls room
Near: you wouldn't even see me come out of the bathroom
Mello: ._.
Matt: <.< Burn.
Mello: *Hits Matt in the back of head*
Matt: >.<
Mello: I'm gonna buy the tickets now... =.=
Mello: *Leaves*
Matt: *Mutter* He sure does a good job pretending he doesn't like you....
Near: what was that matt?
Matt: O_O?.... N-nothing!
Near: sure >.>
Matt: You sure you can handle that movie? I hear it's pretty creepy o_o
Near: ...
Near: I think I'll be fine
Near: *inner thoughts: hopefully...*
Matt: Yea.... being near Mello right? *Wiggles eyebrows* BD
Near: uh, no
Matt: <.< Your good.
Near: what do you mean?
Matt: Oh nada, you'll just deny it anyway.
Mello: Can you BELIEVE the price of these tickets?!
Near: ...
Mello: Honestly, I think I went broke for a whole week. >.<
Matt: I'll lend you money, no worries. ^_^
Mello: This means... no snacks while watching the movie. V_V
Matt: ........... NUUUUU THE HORROOOOOOR!!! I have no money right now TT_TT
Near: ill buy the snacks, I mean if you guys want some
Matt: O_O...... *Cuddles Near* my savior~
Near: *gets cuddle* uhm savior is a bit far…
Mello: >____> Blech....
Mello: Alright, you get to buy. I want 5 chocolate bars with almonds V_V
Near: okay…
Near: what do you want matt?
Matt: * Still cuddling* and I want popcorn, and nachos, and a soda and candy-!
Near: Uhhhh... alright...
Mello: >.> He eats a lot as you can see...
Near: I can tell
Near: Matt, let go of me.
Matt: o_o..... >3< But you're so cuddlyyyy~
Mello: Matt let go of him. .__.
Near: yes, but how am I to buy these with you attached?
Matt: Ok._.
Matt: *Let's go fast*
Matt: <.<
Near: *goes to buy snacks*
Matt: Let's go Mello! *Holds his arm*
Mello: Oww, not so hard! >.<
Mello: -At the Theatre-
Matt: We should sit far; it's kinda loud in the front.
Mello: Yea... *Goes too far away seats*
Matt: *Sits in chair with feet folded*
Random guy: *Sits in Mello's chair*
Mello: Wha-...
Mello: *Death glare*...
Random guy: -.- *Drinks soda*....... *Looks at Mello* <.<? Can I help you?
Mello: Yea.... SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE ASSWHIPE!
Random guy: I was sitting here first; there are plenty of other seats alright?
Mello: Right... and you just HAD to sit in mine!
Random guy: Look buddy, I don't want any trouble so do you a favor and SIT.SOMEWHERE.ELSE!
Near: *walks in to theater with popcorn in one hand, a soda in the other, a box of candy in his mouth and chocolate bars in his pants*
Mello: *Scoff*! You know what! Why don't YOU do yourself a favor, and shove that soda up your a-! *Gets mouth covered by Matt*
Matt: U-umm, don't mind him; we'll just sit somewhere else!
Near: *is by the guys* hey, I got the food...
Random guy: *Stands up fast* How dare you talk to me that wa-! *Bumps into Near*
Near: *falls over,*
Mello: O_O
Matt: O_O
Matt: MY SNAAAAAACKS!!! *Yells dramatically*
Near: *is now covered in popcorn and pop* =.=
Mello: >.>
Near: thanks for the concern matt…
Matt: sorry.
Random guy: O_O I'm sorry, are you ok? *Brings out hand*
Mello: >.>???
Near: *accepts the hand*
Random guy: I'm really sorry; I'll pay for all of this!
Near: it's okay...
Mello: Yea you better pay... my chocolate is ruined!
Random guy: I wasn't talking to you!!
Near: I'm so glad you both care about yer snacks *looks away*
Mello: *Grits teeth* you want a smack?! Cus I got one for ya!
Random guy: Why you little-!
Matt: FOR FUCK SAKES STOP!!
Mello: o-o
Random guy: V_V
Matt: Were gonna get fucking kicked out of this place if you two keep fighting!!
Random guy: <.< I hear this movie's lame anyway.... *Leaves*
Mello: *Death glare*.... GOD... that guy had a one way ticket to my FIST!
Matt: >.> *Sigh*
Near: *is still covered in soda and popcorn*
Employee: Umm, I'm afraid you three are going to have to leave.
Mello: *Scoff* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THAT PIECE OF SHIT STARTED IT!!
Near: *sighs*
Matt: Let's just go >.<
Mello: B-but-!
Near: let's leave already
Employee: Well... you can stay... if you clean the theatre later after <.< *Is lazy*
Mello: ._.
Mello: We'll do it. *REALLY wants to watch the movie*
Near: uhm, imp going to go to the bathroom then…
Matt: I don't wanna do manual labor! I rarely do it in my room!
Mello: We'll DO IT ._.
Matt: ._. Fine.
Near: *leaves, grumbling as he does*
Mello: -After previews and... Nears sticky situation-
Mello: ....*Eats broken chocolate bars*
Near: *walks back in and takes the seat next to mello*
Mello: <.< Oh wow, you don't smell like artificial tastes now....
Near: hmph thanks >.>
Matt: AHAHAHAHA... "They fuck". AHAHAHAHAH!!!
Mello: >.> Matt shut up, jeez.
Matt: <.< *Eats nachos*
Mello: ---Several scenes later---
Mello: OMG WTF she murdered that poor nun!
Matt: Eww <: [.... *Popcorn crunching sounds*
Near: *shuts his eyes* …
Mello: *Glances at Near*....... Umm, you ok? <.<
Near: uhm, i-im fine
Matt: *Looks over at near* you said you could handle the movie. B]
Near: be quiet matt <.<
Matt: -.- Hmph.
Mello: ----Other scenes later----
Screen: "If I find out that you're lying, I'll cut your hairless little prick off before you even figure out what it's for. Do you understand me? "
Mello: Ouch._.
Matt: *Shudder* >.<
Screen: "You pissed yourself."
Matt: .........
Near: O.O
Matt: AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mello: Wimp <.<
Mello: *Glances at Near*
Near: *is hiding behind his arms*
Mello: *Glances at Matt for a moment* >.>........ *Looks at near again and whispers* Don't be scared. *Smirk*
Near: I-I'm not...
Mello: *Still whispering* if you knew it was gonna scare you, why did you come?
Near: cause...>.>
Mello: *Smirks again and holds Nears hand*
Near: *hides his face in Mellos arm*
Mello: *Smiles*
Matt: Ohhhhh WTF dude, she's breaking her own arm!
Near: *cringes at the sounds*
Mello: *Holds his hand tighter*....
Matt: Psh, no wonder she was in a mental institute, fucking lunatic.
Near: *whimpers.*
Mello: I wonder if she's willing to eat her own arm too...
Matt: Probably -.-
Mello: You ok near?
Near: *shakes his head*
Mello: *Snuggles Near*
Near: *snuggles back*
Matt: Now she's "seducing" the dude.... gross... *Looks at Mello*....... WHAT... the hell... are you doing?
Mello: >.> O_O..... *Let's go of near*
Near: ...*sighs*
Matt: <.<.... I'm unto you two.
Mello: Unto what? There's nothing to be unto about <.< >.>
Matt: Yea, right. <.< You can snuggle all you want, I'm still unto you.
Mello: >//< >//>
Mello: -----Yet other scenes later-----
Matt: Ok.... so she killed the dad.... nice.
Matt: *Cough* Bitch *cough*
Mello: Not impressed >.> I've seen worse.
Near: *is scared speechless*
Mello: *Glances at Near*..... One more scary scene and he'll convulse <.<
Matt: Aww, poor Neary XD
Near: *pulls his knees on his seat and hides his head on them*
Mello: -----Movie finishes-----
Mello: Well, that sucked, it wasn't scary at all.
Matt: I thought it was hilarious XD
Near: ...
Near: *disagrees with both of them*
Mello: Near almost shit his pants though XD
Near: I did not
Matt: *Cuddles Near once again* Awwwww~
Mello: >.>
Near: ...get off me matt
Matt: No <.< Your too cute, I'll probably rape you in your sleep tonight.
Mello: ._....
Near: Okay, now I'm even more scared.... thanks D:
Mello: Yea, scare the shit outta him even more. <.<
Matt: I'm just kiddiiiing~ Maybe >.>.... don't sleep with two eyes open Near, or Esther will kill you.
Near: *shudders*
Mello: -.-.... Well, let's go.
Matt: *Still cuddling near*~
Mello: >.>.... IS THAT MARIO?!
Near: ?
Matt: WHERE?! *Pushes Near to the ground*
Near: *is now on the ground*
Matt: *Looks in every direction*
Near: ... =.=
Matt: O_O.... <.< Meeeellooo...
Mello: Hey, it worked didn't it? >.> *Leaves*
Near: thanks... -.-
Near: ----wammys----
Mello: Waste of money, seriously. <.<
Matt: Oh hush, you know you liked it >.>
Mello: Didn't like it, considering it creeped near out...
Matt: <___<???
Mello: Forget I said that =.=
Near: *is blushing slightly*
Near: uhm, were at my room...
Matt: Well! I'm gonna go to "bed" *is really gonna play videogames all night* 'night!
Mello: 'Night <.<
Near: goodnight matt...
Matt: *Leaves*
Mello: Well <.< >.> *Clears throat*...
Near: so mello... would you like to come in?
Mello: ..... U-umm......
Mello: <.< >.>.... Y-yea, sure.
Near: okay... *walks into my room*
Mello: *Walks in*.....
Mello: Are you gonna be alright? I mean, sleeping? You were scared shit >.>
Near: ...i think i should be fine...*is going to have terrible nightmares for the next week*
Mello: If you want.... I could sleep... with you.
Mello: <.< >.>
Mello: If you don't want to... that's fine.
Near: n-no.. i want you too..*barely whispered this*
Mello: *Looks down*.... heh, Kay.
Mello: So... what do you wanna do now? <.<
Near: uhm... *bites his lip*
Mello: ..... *Gets closer*
Near: *leans toward him*
Mello: *Kisses him abruptly*
Near: *close his eyes, kissing back sweetly*
Mello: *Moves Near to the bed, and pushes him*
Near: *wraps his arms around mellos neck*
Near: ---Morning (sorry just use your imagination girls) ----
Mello: *Sleeps, snuggling with near*
Near: *sleeping, his arms and legs wrapped around Mello*
Mello: *Wakes up*........ -___-...... >_>..... *Smirk*
Matt: Hey Near have you seen me-?
Mello: O_O...... *Gets off bed*
Matt: =___= Why am I NOT surprised!
Mello: C-can't you knock?!
Near: *reaches towards mello, eyes still shut* Mello.....
Matt: No, we both know I hate knocking, it's too much work.
Mello: Hm... Hey Near <.<
Near: hmmm...?
Near: *opens eyes*
Matt: I'll bet you two had SO much fun last night.... too bad I wasn't invited XD
Near: Oh... Matt >.>
Mello: You perv =_= *Still tired*
Matt: You two make such a nice pair ^^~! You'll probably get married in Japan and have lil albino babies with attitude problems-!
Mello: *Throws pillow at him*
Near: *sighs* my dream was better than this... I'm going back to bed.
Near: *shuts eyes*